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  Football Jokes

  by Y I Man in

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  this one is realy bad!.

  liverpool's new signings.

  story off bbc news, the scousers are getting some new signings in: .

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  Y I Man

  This one is realy bad!

  Liverpool's new signings

  Story off BBC news, the scousers are getting some new signings in:
  
  Apparently Liverpool have agreed deals with three new players, who will be transferred in the January transfer window.
  
  Phil Neville is due to sign from Merseyside rivals Everton, Jason Euell is moving from Middlesbrough and the son of former Liverpool player John Wark, Jason, is being lined up to partner Sami Hypia in defence. All three players are being allowed to move under a loan agreement until they can sign, during the transfer window.
  
  Keen to improve his popularity with the Liverpool faithful after a dire start to the season, Rafa Benitez has taken the unprecedented step of giving in to supporter pressure by deciding to act on the main chant coming from the famous Kop:
  "Euell, Neville, Wark on loan."
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  Um..hi...I'm new too!

  by Ex-Jo Ho in

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  wow!

  i came across this site and i felt a huge weight come off of my shoulders!

  someone understands!

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  Y I Man

  Hi Josie,

  Welcome to the board

  Gavin
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  Hi Everyone

  by Stezza in

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  i have been reading here for a while but as you may of noticed the assembly games post has flushed me out!

  it has been fascinating to read all your experiences and to know that the stuff that i thought was odd, was thought odd by others as well.. two things made me leave:.

  1. i found i could not do return visits as i did not want to break up families.

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  Y I Man

  Hi Stezza,

  Welcome to the board

  Gavin
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  Who is DF/DA or Fader???

  by mama1119 in

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  i was just wondering, how many dfed to we have on here compared to da or faders??

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  Y I Man

  I was d/f about 10yrs ago

  Gavin
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  Church jokes

  by MsMcDucket in

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  a little boy was attending his first wedding.. after the service, his cousin asked him, "how many.

  women can a man marry?".

  announced, "i descend into hell!

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  Y I Man

  What did the vicar say when he saw his church on fire?

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  Holy smoke!

  Sorry
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  IRISH HUMOUR

  by ania in

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  some of these i didn't find very funny but i didn't omit them because i thought some1 else might like them subject: irish humour... paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an .

  >important.

  >meeting and couldn't find a parking place.. >.

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  Y I Man

  An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar on orders three more. The bartender asks him, "You know, a pint goes flat after I draw it; it would taste better if you bought one at a time."
  The Irishman replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in America, the other in Australia and I'm here in Dublin. When we all left home, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together."
  The bartender admits that this is a nice custom and leaves it there. The Irishman becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way: He orders three pints and drinks them in turn. One day, he comes in and orders two pints. All the other regulars notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your great loss."
  The Irishman looks confused for a moment, then a light dawns in his eye and he laughs. "Oh, no," he says, "everyone's fine. I've just quit drinking."
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  Who is your favourite Star Trek character?

  by slimboyfat in

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  mine is garak because he has a healthy cynicism about everything, yet is good deep down.. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/garak .

  slim.

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  Y I Man

  Sorry but it has to be seven of nine,

  She can assimilate me anytime

  Gavin
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  YOU CAN'T BEAT A MANCUNIAN LOVER!

  by Dansk in

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  italian guy:.

  ven i make-a-de-love to mya woman i finis by carressing 'er so genteely and she er rise abova de bed six inchis in ecstasy!.

  frenchman:.

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  Y I Man

  A Geordie is drinking in a London bar when he gets a call on his mobile
  phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, he orders a round of
  drinks for everyone in the bar, because, he announces his wife has just
  produced a typical Geordie baby boy weighing 25 pounds
  
  Nobody can believe that any baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the
  Geordie just shrugs, "That's about average in the Northeast. Like I
  said, my boy is a typical Geordie baby boy."
  
  Congratulations showered him from all around and many exclamations of
  "Jeezaz" were heard. One woman even fainted due to sympathy pains.
  
  Two weeks later the Geordie returns to the bar. The bartender says
  "You're the father of that typical Geordie baby that weighed 25 pounds
  at birth. Everybody's been having bets about how big he'd be in 2 weeks.
  We were going to call you. So, how much does he weigh?"
  
  The proud father answers, "17 pounds"
  
  The bartender is puzzled and concerned. "What happened? He weighed 25
  pounds the day he was born."
  
  The Geordie father takes a long s-l-o-w swig from his beer, wipes his
  lips on his shirt sleeve, leans onto the bar and proudly
  says..............
  
  "Had him circumcised"
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  How did you select your nick name...

  by AgentSmith in

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  why did select your nickname, and avatar?

  i am certain there are some interesting stories.. i searched everywhere for info, the amount out there was amazing, i visited this site often, and i learned a lot about how i was controlled and lied to, blinded from the truth.

  the borg =the matrix.

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  Y I Man

  Hi Agent Smith,

  Im just a daft geordie, so my name speaks for itself.

  Gavin
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  Question for you British Folk

  by XJW4EVR in

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  last night, my wife went to a community meeting, in which a new supermarket is moving in.

  this market is called testco (sp?).

  according to what she told me, this store is british based, so i was curious what it was all about, and whether or not it was good, bad or indifferent.. please give me your feedback.. thanks..

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  Y I Man

  I think you are refering to Tesco. Quite a large type supermarket shop, selling food, electricals, clothes & also sells insurance.

  "Tesco - Every little helps!"

  Gavin